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Joan Of Arc, Dick Cheney, Mark Twain...
by Joan Of Arc


9.6

based on 10 reviews
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No, it's not a Jeopardy answer meriting the response "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" but rather the latest noise-fest from Tim Kinsella & co.

LABEL:	Polyvinyl
RELEASE DATE:	24 August 2004
DISCS:	1 disc
GENRE(S):	Indie, Rock, Experimental

All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...

All Music Guide

Though their words suggest such weighty topics, the album remains sonically airy. It might get tense, but it's never dense.

Stylus Magazine

Disparate though its individual elements may seem (and they certainly are), the sum of the parts is remarkably cohesive.

Splendid

Kinsella and his crew finally seem to have found a way of expressing themselves that doesn't feel introverted and exclusive.

Lost At Sea

While Joan of Arc’s latest is a relative failure as an album when compared to everything else coming out in indie-rock these days (dropping them under .500 in my book), it is a winning effort, relative to the whole of the Joan of Arc/Tim Kinsella catalog.

Tiny Mix Tapes

There's a ton of great music on this release, but Kinsella ultimately ruins the focus.

Drowned In Sound

The balance of unsettleing noise and artistic appreciation wavers perhaps a little too much and, as admirable a band as they are, wrapping your ears around their album unfortunately proves to be a little too much work.

cokemachineglow

Kinsella’s unrelenting lack of melody, his horribly self-absorbed and nebulous lyrics, and an overall misuse of timing force the rest of the mix into the periphery for a more numbing, frustrating listen.

Pitchfork

The album's saving grace is the surrounding music, which almost, but not quite, makes up for Kinsella's constant barrage of tiresome non-sequiturs.

Alternative Press

Either the worst or the best thing I've heard all year. [Dec 2004, p.152]

Junkmedia

Kinsella carefully enunciates his lyrics to make sure we hear all the clever references he's making, forcing SAT words into musical phrases that stagger under the weight of their pretense.

The average user rating for this album is 9.6 (out of 10) based on 6 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Diego L. gave it a10:
I really like their music.

John F. gave it a10:
the most cohesive record by this uncompromising, deep and uncanny band. its strange beauty and musical deepness makes it a winner, an album I always go back with infinite pleasure!

Rayendra gave it a9:
wow... i don't know i must really like their music. The Sound and the feeling when they played the music is so naturally come out.

richard g gave it a 10:
Excellent Album and very different compared to their others

Camilla G gave it a 10:
another perfect release from the very prolific tim kinsella.

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Joan Of Arc, Dick Cheney, Mark Twain... by Joan Of Arc

Joan Of Arc, Dick Cheney, Mark Twain...
by Joan Of Arc