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Zero 7
Stars indicate the most critically-acclaimed albums.
Joan Of Arc, Dick Cheney, Mark Twain...

Generally favorable reviews
Based on 10 critic reviews
How did we calculate this?
Based on 7 votes
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Album Info
Label: Polyvinyl
Release Date: 24 August 2004
Discs: 1 disc
Genre(s): Indie, Rock, Experimental
Summary
No, it's not a Jeopardy answer meriting the response "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" but rather the latest noise-fest from Tim Kinsella & co.
Also By This Artist: Boo! Human Flowers In Rape Fantasy And Terror Sex We Trust So Much Staying Alive & Lovelessness
What The Critics Said
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All Music Guide
Though their words suggest such weighty topics, the album remains sonically airy. It might get tense, but it's never dense.
Read Full Review >Stylus Magazine
Disparate though its individual elements may seem (and they certainly are), the sum of the parts is remarkably cohesive.
Read Full Review >Splendid
Kinsella and his crew finally seem to have found a way of expressing themselves that doesn't feel introverted and exclusive.
Read Full Review >Lost At Sea
While Joan of Arcs latest is a relative failure as an album when compared to everything else coming out in indie-rock these days (dropping them under .500 in my book), it is a winning effort, relative to the whole of the Joan of Arc/Tim Kinsella catalog.
Read Full Review >Tiny Mix Tapes
There's a ton of great music on this release, but Kinsella ultimately ruins the focus.
Read Full Review >Drowned In Sound
The balance of unsettleing noise and artistic appreciation wavers perhaps a little too much and, as admirable a band as they are, wrapping your ears around their album unfortunately proves to be a little too much work.
Read Full Review >cokemachineglow
Kinsellas unrelenting lack of melody, his horribly self-absorbed and nebulous lyrics, and an overall misuse of timing force the rest of the mix into the periphery for a more numbing, frustrating listen.
Read Full Review >Pitchfork
The album's saving grace is the surrounding music, which almost, but not quite, makes up for Kinsella's constant barrage of tiresome non-sequiturs.
Read Full Review >Alternative Press
Either the worst or the best thing I've heard all year. [Dec 2004, p.152]
Junkmedia
Kinsella carefully enunciates his lyrics to make sure we hear all the clever references he's making, forcing SAT words into musical phrases that stagger under the weight of their pretense.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this album is 9.7 (out of 10) based on 7 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Diego L. gave it a10:
I really like their music.
John F. gave it a10:
the most cohesive record by this uncompromising, deep and uncanny band. its strange beauty and musical deepness makes it a winner, an album I always go back with infinite pleasure!
Rayendra gave it a9:
wow... i don't know i must really like their music. The Sound and the feeling when they played the music is so naturally come out.
richard g gave it a 10:
Excellent Album and very different compared to their others
Camilla G gave it a 10:
another perfect release from the very prolific tim kinsella.
